Dispersing Bath Oil

This bath oil disperses and mixes with water, clings to skin and forms a thin, even coating instead of just floating on the surface of the water. This oil has a long shelf life at room temperature.

1 whole egg
1/2 cup baby or mineral oil
2 teaspoons liquid soap or dishwashing liquid
1/4 cup vodka
2 tablespoons honey
1/4 cup whole fresh milk
Fragrant oil (optional)

Mix all ingredients in a blender for 30 seconds. Use only one or two tablespoons of this oil in a bathtub of water.